THE LAST KING OF BURMA – a Malabar House series short story

This free short story marks the publication of THE EDGE OF DARKNESS on 22 JAN 2026, the sixth book in the Malabar House series. The first in the series, MIDNIGHT AT MALABAR HOUSE, won the Crime Writers’ Association Historical Dagger. … It’s 1951, India. Inspector Persis Wadia is banished to the jungles of the Naga Hills district in the far northeast, where the headless body of the local governor is found inside a locked room… Murder, mystery and political intrigue… If this sounds like your thing, do consider pre-ordering the book. You can find more details and options for pre-ordering THE EDGE OF DARKNESS hereTo receive further short stories, competitions etc join Vaseem Khan’s newsletter here


THE LAST KING OF BURMA

1

Bombay, 1950

The two-storey bungalow on Nepean Sea Road had been used as a safe house during the freedom struggle. Surrounded by tall rain trees whose branches knocked on the shuttered green windows of the upper elevation, it had once served a family that had made its fortune in the British-controlled cotton trade, before the Quit India movement had ignited a latent patriotism. Independence had proved bittersweet. The Muslim family had fled to the newly-created Pakistan just months before Nehru took the helm of a reshaped India.

            The man who had purchased the home from its departing residents now lay dead in a copper-bottomed bathtub on the upper floor.

            Inspector Persis Wadia, called to the scene shortly after arriving, an hour earlier, at the nearby Malabar House station – Bombay’s smallest and most disreputable police establishment – was led through the house by Mohan Kher, personal aide to the murdered man. If Kher was intrigued by the sight of the country’s first – and only – female police detective, he made no hint of it.

Kher, dressed in a chalk-striped grey suit and tie, cut a tall, slender figure, an urbane man in his forties, a hint of grey at the temples, a sharp chin, and wire-framed eyeglasses. A trio of smudged white lines across his brow hinted at a recent temple visit. His polished Oxfords clacked loudly on the wooden staircase. 

            ‘The mali found the bodies,’ he said over his shoulder. ‘He telephoned me.’

            They arrived on the second floor. Kher led her to an open doorway, paused for a moment with a hand on the frame, then entered.

            A white man lay in the tub, head lolled back, one fleshy arm hanging limp over the side, the water opaque with blood. His name, she knew, was John Maxwell. She judged him to be in his fifties, a haggard face, made more so by death, a short beard, and greying hair. 

            His throat had been cut. She felt something uncoil in her guts.

            She turned to Kher, who had blanched, his gaze held by the body.

            ‘Tell me about him.’

            He shuddered, then turned to her. Grief darkened his features.

            ‘He was a great man. One of those Scotsmen who came to India as a boy and spent the rest of his life here. He worked for Burmah Oil. We both did. We were posted in Rangoon until the Japanese invasion in ’42. We were forced to abandon everything we’d built – our homes, the company – and trek across the jungle to Assam. From there we made our way down to Calcutta. In time, Burmah Oil gave John a position in the Bombay office.’ 

            ‘And you went with him?’

            ‘I’ve been his aide for almost two decades. He was more than my employer. He was my friend.’ He glanced again at the body, and then, in a whisper, ‘He saved my life on the road from Burma. And now…’ He waved a helpless hand at the greying slab of flesh.

She heard a clatter behind her and turned to find Blackfinch arriving with his young assistant, Mohammed, trundling a large, boxy case. 

            The Englishman greeted her awkwardly. ‘Persis.’

            ‘Archie.’

            The stiffness between them flushed her insides with an uncomfortable heat. It was her own fault. She should never have stepped over the invisible line that kept whites and Indians apart in the new India. A public romance between her and Blackfinch was unthinkable. Now, like soldiers who had fought an indecisive skirmish, and didn’t know whether to return to their respective trenches or re-engage, they were at a loss. That they were forced to routinely work together was all but unbearable.  

            She introduced Kher. ‘Archie Blackfinch is a criminalist with the Metropolitan Police in England. He’s currently helping the Bombay police set up a forensics laboratory. I asked him here to examine the crime scene.’

            Kher looked perturbed, then nodded. ‘In that case, perhaps I should show you the second body?’

2

The woman was young, in her early twenties, dressed in an olive sari, dark-skinned, and pretty. 

            She lay on the floor of the kitchen, the front of her sari soaked in blood, sightless eyes staring at the gently rotating ceiling fan.

            ‘Her name is Laxmi Vyas,’ said Kher. ‘She is – she was– the housekeeper.’

            ‘She lived here?’

            ‘Yes. In a downstairs room. She joined the household six months ago.’ Kher shook his head sadly. ‘Do you think it was a burglary? Or do you think they came for John?’

            ‘They?’

            He blinked. ‘Nationalists. The ones who won’t rest until every foreigner leaves India.’

            The theory had some truth to it. Even now, three years after Independence, tens of thousands of Brits stayed on in the country. Some had known no other home; others could not imagine returning to the cold, wet suburbs of the old country. Here, like Maxwell, they were burra sahibs, little emperors, waited on hand and foot by their former subjects. 

            She recalled the strife-ridden years of the struggle, the vehemence with which many had pursued the ouster of foreigners, the violence directed towards them, despite Gandhi’s pleas. There were still hardline elements who believed in forcibly cleansing the country of the remaining vestiges of empire.

            ‘Too early to tell,’ she replied. ‘Did he have any enemies?’

            ‘He had rivals. I wouldn’t call them enemies.’

            ‘Please explain.’

            ‘John was the key figure for Burmah Oil in a lawsuit against the British Government. In the retreat from Burma, British soldiers were ordered to set fire to our oilfields to prevent them falling into the hands of the enemy. Burmah Oil contends that we should be duly compensated. The British government disagrees. The legal battle has become a bitter affair.’

            ‘You believe this murder was orchestrated by the British government?’ She allowed a note of incredulity to enter her tone.

            ‘The British so hate to lose, don’t they?’ 

            The idea seemed far-fetched and she could not take it seriously. Not yet. ‘I’d like to see the rest of the house.’ 

3

In Maxwell’s study, she found a photograph of him as a younger man, a red-faced son of empire posing beside the carcasses of a trio of leopards, a shotgun cracked open in the crook of his elbow. 

            A search of his desk turned up little of value.

            ‘I take it he wasn’t married?’

            ‘He was a widower,’ replied Kher. ‘His wife died in Burma.’

            ‘Children?’

            ‘No. They were childless.’

            ‘He never remarried?’

            ‘No. He loved his first wife very much.’ 

            Blackfinch entered the room. ‘Banerji has certified the deaths.’ 

She nodded. The prim and unlikeable Dr Banerji, with his sallow face and prissy bow ties, was as efficient as he was uncommunicative. Or perhaps his sullen manner had more to do with the fact that she was the force’s only female detective. Engaging her in conversation seemed to make him gag, as if he’d gargled battery acid.

‘We’ll need the post mortem to confirm,’ Blackfinch continued, ‘but, by my estimation, they were both murdered with a large-bladed knife. She was stabbed at least six times in the chest and stomach. His throat was cut. No sign of the weapon and, frankly, no other forensic artefacts at this time.’ He reached up and touched his spectacles. His green eyes blinked behind the round lenses. A dark-haired, handsome man, even if, in Persis’s opinion, he had the social abilities of a concussed camel. ‘I think our burglar came in over the compound wall late last night, entered through an unlatched door at the rear of the house, stumbled across the maid in the kitchen, killed her, then came upstairs. My guess is Maxwell was dozing in the tub, didn’t even realise anything was amiss until the killer had slit his throat.’

He articulated the gruesome scenario as if reading out a report of the day’s cricket.

She directed herself to Kher. ‘Can you tell me if anything of value is missing?’

‘I can try.’

4

Half an hour later, they had completed a search of the house. 

            Going through Maxwell’s wardrobe, Persis discovered a wallet in the pocket of a blazer. Inside, a few hundred rupees in cash, and a folded receipt, stamped with the crest of a prominent Bombay jewellery store: Premlal & Sons. The receipt indicated that Maxwell had purchased – and collected – an expensive diamond ring just days before his death.

            On the receipt was the inscription he had asked to be engraved on the ring. 

Punarjanmanē mriyāmahē

Her Hindi was good but this was more formal. Sanskrit.

            She handed the slip to Kher. ‘Do you know what this means?’

            ‘“We die to be reborn.”’ He all but whispered the words.

            A strange thing to inscribe on a ring. And why had Maxwell, a Scot, chosen Sanskrit? She pondered the words, then said, ‘Why would a widower buy a diamond ring?’

            His lips pursed. ‘This must be for Miss Matilda.’

            ‘Matilda?’

            ‘John had been courting a woman for the past year. I hadn’t realised that he’d decided to marry.’ He seemed perturbed that his friend had kept such a decision from him.

            ‘The ring isn’t here.’

            He handed back the receipt. ‘Perhaps our killer took it?’

            ‘What else did he take?’ 

            Kher contemplated the question. ‘There were a pair of solid silver engraved thabeik bowls. They were the only items we managed to leave with when we abandoned Burma. They were exceedingly valuable.’

            ‘Who knew about the bowls?’

            ‘It was no secret. John would use them as props when retelling the story of our escape. Perhaps his killer came to steal them, and the murders simply… happened.’

            It was as good a theory as any. ‘I’d like to speak with his intended fiancé.’

5

Matilda Harrison was in her late forties, an austere-looking woman, impeccable in a yellow cotton wrap dress falling to just below the knees. Her blonde hair was styled into victory rolls – a hangover from the war years – and her cheeks were rouged. She could not have been called beautiful, but there was a forced elegance about her that spoke to a certain sense of determination.

            They met at a restaurant in Nariman Point. 

            As the lunchtime service clattered around them, Persis waited while the woman ordered a martini. This wasn’t the venue she would have chosen to break the news of a loved one’s demise, but Harrison had declined to step outside. 

She explained the reason for her visit, observing the woman’s reaction. A freezing of the features, a tremble of disbelief, and then the realisation that this unusual woman in a khaki uniform had told her nothing but the terrible truth. 

A silence yawned between them, and then Harrison lifted her glass and drained it.

            ‘John’s dead.’ It was not a question, merely an affirmation of fact.

            Persis allowed a moment. ‘May I ask you a few questions?’

            Harrison looked at her sharply. ‘It’s usual to offer condolences.’

            Persis acknowledged this with a nod, then said, ‘How long had you known him?’

            Harrison took a deep breath, composed herself. ‘Almost a year. We met in Bombay, at a bridge game organised by mutual friends. We hit it off. Two Scots, two widowers. We had a lot in common.’

            ‘How did you lose your husband?’

            ‘He was a soldier. He served as a recruiting sergeant in the Punjab, raising Indian regiments. In the end, they shipped him off to war. He never came back.’

            She said this matter-of-factly. Old wounds. The woman’s composure was remarkable. Having weathered the initial shock, her distress seemed to have evaporated. Intriguing.

            ‘Did John propose marriage?’

            This earned her another sharp look. ‘What business is that of yours?’

            Persis took out the receipt and handed it to her. ‘He purchased what looks like an engagement ring. It appears to be missing from his home.’

            She continued to stare at the slip of paper. ‘Oh, John,’ she murmured. A tremor shook her shoulders. She still hadn’t wept, Persis noted. A woman in control of her emotions. Or was there something more to it? 

‘I hadn’t realised he was intending to propose.’

            ‘But you hoped?’

            A grimace.. ‘At my age, what is left except hope, Inspector? To be frank, he’d been increasingly distant these past months. I half expected him to break things off, not… this.’

            ‘Do you know why he chose that inscription? It means “We die to be reborn.”’

            The crow’s feet at the corners of her eyes crinkled. ‘No. But that was John. He always did have a dark sense of humour.’

6

Something about the inscription continued to bother her.

            She made her way to the store where Maxwell had made the purchase, found herself in conversation with the man who had sold him the ring.

            ‘Yes. I remember Mr Maxwell very well.’ The young man was more than an attendant. He was the youngest son of the store’s owner, immaculately dressed in herringbone tweed and two-toned shoes. A pencil moustache, Brylcreemed hair, and an acrid cologne that felled flies in mid-flight. ‘A gentleman who knew his own mind.’

            ‘Did you suggest the inscription to him?’

            ‘No. He expressly asked for it.’

            ‘Didn’t it seem unusual to you? We die to be reborn? It hardly seems apt for an engagement ring.’

            He gave her a condescending smile. ‘Have you received a great many engagement rings, Inspector?’

            She resisted the urge to wipe the smirk from his face, possibly by shoving the barrel of her revolver into his mouth. He seemed to notice her irritation, and coughed abruptly. ‘He told me that he’d chosen those words because they symbolised his union with the woman he intended to marry. In a sense, he was being reborn. He was leaving behind his old life, everything that he had been. I suppose he’d become somewhat possessed by romantic notions.’ He indulged in a cautious smile.

             A sudden thought gripped Persis, as clear as a tolling bell. ‘Did Maxwell mention the name of his intended fiancé?’

            ‘No.’

            ‘Did you ask him?’

            ‘Yes. But he declined to share that information.’

            ‘Why?’

            The question seemed to perplex him.

            ‘What I mean is, why keep it from you?’

            ‘Well, I-I don’t really know.’

7

Malabar House was all but deserted.

            She found Roshan Seth in his office, scribbling in a notepad, and in a rare good mood. The superintendent had once been a rising star on the Bombay force before Independence had run a tank over his ambitions. Accused by rivals of pursuing his duty a little too zealously under the British, he was now sidelined to the force’s smallest station, ostensibly in charge of others similarly in bad odour.

            She went over the details of the case.

            ‘What makes you think it wasn’t a random burglary?’ said Seth. He nursed a whisky in his large hands, one of several he would down during the day, Persis knew. There were times when she had found her commanding officer on his back behind his desk, gently snoring away the ignominy of his downfall.

            ‘There’s something about it. Something too precise.’

            He grunted. ‘Perhaps his aide is right? If Maxwell was picking a fight with the British government, he was asking for trouble. Losing such a case would set a terrible precedent. I mean, the powers that be would hardly wish the British army rendered answerable for its actions.’ His tone was dry.

            ‘It doesn’t seem credible. Even the British would baulk at having a man killed on foreign soil.’

            He snorted, derisively. 

Back at her desk, a peon arrived with Archie Blackfinch’s initial findings from the crime scene, and a set of photographs taken by his assistant. Autopsies were scheduled for the following day, though she doubted there was anything more they could learn. The cause of death was not in any doubt. Blackfinch’s preliminary analysis had been thorough. 

Her eyes flicked over his description of the wounds…

            Something snagged. 

            Blood on the fingers of the dead maid’s left hand. Blackfinch’s report stated that the blood came from cut marks on the fourth finger. 

            He’d speculated that she’d cut herself while cooking. But the cuts were fresh. What would she have been cooking that late at night? Why had she even been in the kitchen?

            A sudden burst of electricity arced in her stomach like trapped lightning. 

The shape of an answer.

8

‘Tell me about her.’

            The mali was a small man, with hoary, sunken cheeks, a shirt limp with sweat, and a dhoti wrapped around his narrow hips. He seemed confused and agitated at the unexpected interrogation.

            ‘Madam, I had nothing to do with Mr Maxwell’s killing.’

            ‘I haven’t accused you of anything.’

            She understood the terror in his eyes. A poor man had much to fear from the city’s police. If a scapegoat was needed for the murders, he was the perfect fit.

            She chose not to reassure him. 

            He lifted his bidi to his mouth with a trembling hand and sucked on it. Blowing the smoke skywards, he said, ‘She was a Dalit, like me.’

            A Dalit. An untouchable. Gandhi had called them harijans, children of God. But for the many in India, they remained at the bottom of the social pyramid, the lowest members of a caste system – technically, below the lowest rung – that stretched back into antiquity, codified by the British in official documents, the basis for ongoing strife and hatred in spite of the efforts of the Mahatma and, now, Nehru’s fledgling government. 

 ‘Did she have family?’ asked Persis.

            ‘No, madam. She was an orphan.’

            ‘Was she married?’

            ‘No.’

            ‘Was she seeing someone? What I mean is, was there a man in her life?’

            His agitation increased. ‘Why are you asking me these things?’

            ‘You’re here almost every day. Tending the garden. You must have seen something.’

            He refused to meet her gaze. 

            She reached out and touched his elbow, startling him. ‘Two people are dead. If you know something, you must tell me.’

9

She found Mohan Kher at the Cuffe Parade offices of Burmah Oil.

            The building, as imposing as anything the British had built during their imperial project, was in keeping with the company’s stature. Founded in Glasgow in the late 1800s, the fledgling outfit had struck it rich after British warships moved from coal to oil, supplied via Burmah Oil’s Rangoon oil fields. 

            Kher sat behind an enormous desk that might have doubled as a dining table in a medieval castle. The office had belonged to John Maxwell and had all the trappings of a wealthy man, including a tigerskin hung on the wall, the tiger’s expression one of extreme surprise, as if it had not anticipated such an ignominious fate. 

            ‘I’m working through John’s papers,’ said Kher. ‘It helps to keep my mind occupied.’

            His face was drawn. He had lost some of the energy she had witnessed in him that morning.

            ‘Tell me about Laxmi.’

            His pen missed a beat. He set it down and looked at her. ‘I don’t understand.’

            ‘Laxmi. The housemaid. She was murdered too. Or had you forgotten?’

            He chose not to reply. 

‘She was a Dalit. An Untouchable.’

‘I believe that word is now considered impolite.’

‘Changing a name doesn’t change the reality. Not in the minds of those who refuse to acknowledge that there was ever a need for change.’

‘I’m not certain what you’re getting at, Inspector.’

‘John hired her, didn’t he? Without consulting you.’

‘What of it? It was his house. A private matter.’

She allowed a moment. ‘It couldn’t have been easy for a man like you. Interacting with someone like her.’

His face had turned to stone. 

She tapped her forehead, indicating his own. The three white stripes had vanished, but she saw that he understood what she meant. ‘You’re a Brahmin. She was a Dalit.’ 

A silence stretched. ‘Are you suggesting I had something to do with this woman’s killing?’

‘“We die to be reborn.”’ If John Maxwell truly believed that his intended marriage was a way of being reborn, that it would mark a leaving behind of his old life, then he couldn’t have been intending to marry Matilda Harrison. She was a continuation of the life he already knew, a fellow Scot, a woman who shared his old sensibilities, his upbringing, his religion.’ She stepped closer. ‘You found out that Maxwell was intending to marry his maidservant. Laxmi. You couldn’t allow that. In a sense, she would have become your superior. The mistress of the house. A Dalit able to command a Brahmin? It was unthinkable.’ Another step. ‘Once you decided to kill her, you knew you had to kill Maxwell too. He’d never let it lie. He was besotted with her. In your mind, he’d betrayed you.’

He was breathing heavily now, blinking rapidly behind his eyeglasses. ‘Conjecture. It means nothing.’

Persis stepped closer, then leaned over and set down the package she had been carrying.

He stared at it as if she’d placed a grenade under his nose.

Eventually, he picked it up and removed the brown packing paper.

Inside were two silver bowls, heavily engraved.

‘I ordered a search of your home. We found them hidden at the bottom of a wardrobe. You couldn’t bear to leave them behind. The last memory of a man who once saved your life on the Burma Road.’

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A QUANTUM CHRISTMAS!

It’s not often you have a book endorsed by Mick Herron, Ann Cleeves, Lee Child, Mark Billingham, Janice Hallett and Charlie Higson (among others) before it has even been published, but that is the (very fortunate) situation with my latest novel, Quantum of Menace, which came out in the UK on Oct 23rd. You can find buy links here: https://geni.us/quantumofmenace

The book is the first in a mystery series featuring Q from the Bond franchise. In Quantum of Menace, Q – aka Major Boothroyd – finds himself unceremoniously booted out of MI6. At odds with the future, he decides to return to his hometown to investigate the mysterious death of his childhood friend, Peter Napier, a quantum computer scientist who had been on the verge of a major breakthrough. This homecoming is fraught with tension. We get to meet Q’s estranged father – Mortimer Boothroyd – a surly, retired ancient Roman historian, and his even more estranged childhood fiancé, now the detective in charge of the original investigation into Napier’s death. 

This isn’t a Bond-style spy thriller, but a traditional mystery with the tone somewhere between Mick Herron’s Slow Horses and Richard Osman’s The Thursday Murder Club. If you liked those books, you will like this. There’s dry humour, cryptic clues, an insight into Q’s life at – and post – MI6, and, yes, Commander Bond puts in an appearance. How could he not!

The book – written at the invitation of the Ian Fleming estate – is entirely my own creation, albeit using characters that millions will be familiar with. The (fictional) small town setting – Wickstone-on-Water – is the sort of once sleepy place that often appears in cosy crime, but with a distinctly edgy vibe: a few thousand people whose halcyon view of the world is being tested by change. 

I confess I’ve always had a soft spot for Q. He never appeared much in the books – almost everything we know about him comes from the films. But I always believed him to be a serious man, a scientist who takes himself – and his mission – helping safeguard the civilised world – as a sacred trust. That’s the Q I have brought to life. A real man with a complex back story. 

For me, the dilemma was simple: how do I combine what we love about the Bond canon – for instance, the prickly relationship between Bond and Q – with everything a sophisticated cosy audience has come to expect? i.e. wit, quirky personas and an emphasis on the puzzle rather than say rocket launchers fired from the tops of speeding trains?

The result is Quantum of Menace. The book is gathering a life of its own. I do hope you give it a go!

NOTE: The book received star reviews in most of the national newspapers in the UK and has ended up on many end-of-year best crime and thriller lists – it would make a perfect Christmas gift. Have a wonderful Christmas and New Year!

CLASSIFICATION:  GOLD LEVEL (FOR YOUR EYES ONLY) SUBJECT:  MEMORANDUM #10 – LEAVING MI6

Dear colleagues,

It is with a heavy heart that I inform you of my imminent departure from Q Branch. After almost three decades at MI6, I find myself ‘moving on’. I will draw a discreet veil over the precise reason for my exit, but let us, in the interests of expediency, employ that comforting euphemism ‘personal reasons’. Instead of dwelling on the matter, I shall instead use this moment to thank you for your support over the years and to reflect on my time in the Secret Intelligence Service.

Where do I begin? As a young army engineer scouted by the redoubtable M – the man that recruited me? Suffice to say that M made me an offer I could not refuse – the opportunity to apply my love of science and technology to the defence of my country. He neglected, of course, to inform me that the fruits of my labours would be placed into the hands of field agents whose idea of ‘handle with care’ would put a psychotic toddler to shame.

Having said that, it would be churlish of me not to acknowledge the work of said agents, in particular 007, a man whose daredevil missions have defined my own life. When all is said and done, Bond is a man willing to lay down his life for others – and that is no small thing. Yet 007 and his fellow agents will never be feted. They may die in the line of duty, but their sacrifice will never be properly acknowledged. Instead, their lot – and ours – is to suffer the brickbats of self-serving politicians and lickspittle bureaucrats. Our budgets are cut on mindless whims; we are censured for actions sanctioned by civil servants; we are accused of failing to care. Through it all, we persevere. For king and country, for democracy, for a way of life we hold dear. In the words of William Ernest Henley’s Invictus, we remain bloody, but unbowed.

And where next for me, the artist formerly known as Q? For now, I am contemplating a return to my home town, Wickstone-on-Water, a small place less than two hours from London. I am drawn back by the sudden death of a childhood friend. I have not been home for nigh on three decades. I am uncertain what awaits me, but I know that, like a lost salmon, I must now return to my beginnings.

I leave you now with a final thought: trust no one and believe nothing, except in yourself. 

Finally, congratulations to James B. for correctly ascertaining the answer to the puzzle in my previous memo, and for being fortunate enough to be picked at random from all the correct entries. The answer, of course, was 1940 – the year that Captain America Comics #1 was published (though the cover date was March 1941 – apparently that sort of thing was common!). Below you will find this edition’s puzzle. Good luck! 

Sincerely,

Major Boothroyd

Head of Q Branch

P.S. Here is this edition’s puzzle. One ‘winner’ shall be picked at random from all correct entries and will be mentioned in my following memo. MI6 Archives shall rustle up a book to send to you* Pot luck, I’m afraid! Fill in this form to enter . . . This month’s puzzle is as follows:

What does MI6’s motto ‘SEMPER OCCULTUS’ mean?

*UK entrants only, alas!

NOTE FROM VASEEM KHAN

This ‘memorandum’ is one of a series that we will be publishing, celebrating the launch of Quantum of Menace, the first mystery featuring Major Boothroyd, Head of Q Branch (aka Q) from the James Bond universe. Pre-orders are very important to a new series, so we would be immensely grateful if you considered pre-ordering the novel. Buy from bookshops big and small and online. Click here for some options.

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THE GIRL IN CELL A – Out Now!

I am incredibly excited that my first psychological thriller, The Girl in Cell A, is out today. The book releases in hardback (and e-book or audio) on 1 May 2025 in the UK, with the USA hardback to follow in July (though US e-book and audio are also out on 1 May). It is my first standalone novel, and my first thriller set in America. The story is as follows:

The book is set in the small mining town of Eden Falls, run by the Wyclerc dynasty and its ruthless patriarch Amos Wyclerc. Convicted of murdering Amos’s heir when she was just seventeen, Orianna Negi has always maintained her innocence. But there are holes in her memory, a blind spot over that fateful day. Did she really kill Gideon Wyclerc? And what happened to Gideon’s teenaged daughter, Grace, who vanished that same day, eighteen years ago? Forensic psychologist, Annie Ledet, is tasked with unlocking Orianna’s faulty memory and separating the real woman from the true crime celebrity she has become in the years since the killing. But as their sessions progress, Annie reaches into Orianna’s past to a shattering truth…

It has taken me three years to write this book. I am incredibly passionate about it and very very keen for you to read it. You can find an extract at the bottom of this newsletter. 

I would be immensely grateful if you considered ordering it. It is available from all good bookshops and online. Here are some order links: Waterstones / Foyles / Amazon / Blackwells / Bookshop.org / WHSmith  … and e-book from Apple / Barnes&Noble

Why might you enjoy reading The Girl in Cell A?

If you love a big meaty read with all the claustrophobia of a small town setting and the twists and turns of a psychological thriller then this is one for you. 

Don’t take my word for it. Here’s what some of the top thriller writers in the world are saying about the book:

Masterful. A beautifully written, twisting psychological thriller ~ CHRIS WHITAKER

A triumphantly mind-bending puzzlebox of a book that will have you questioning everything ~ RUTH WARE

A thrillingly written and carefully researched journey into the dark world of forensic psychotherapy, amnesia and murder. Complex, completely convincing characters and twist you’ll never guess. A masterful achievement ~ ALEX MICHAELIDES

Both epic family tale and riveting psychological thriller, The Girl in Cell A is an utterly absorbing story with an ending that will leave you reeling ~ SHARI LAPENA

‘A fabulous thriller where small-town America and the sins of its inhabitants make for a wonderful page-turner’ ~ STEVE CAVANAGH

A superb psychological thriller. What a mammoth task Vaseem has taken on and the fact that he pulls it off is astonishing. A terrific reading experience with a total shocker of an ending ~ LIZ NUGENT

Masterful. So clever I think it melted my brain. This clever, intense, beautifully written mystery about family, loyalty and lies had me frantically turning the pages and suspecting everyone. Impossible to put down ~ C.L. TAYLOR

An utterly captivating, multi-faceted psychological thriller that keeps you turning the pages. A real triumph! ~ B.A. PARIS

A triumph. A gripping thriller, a saga of a family and its terrifying secrets and a tale of redemption to break your heart ~ NICCI FRENCH

Vaseem Khan turns his razor sharp intellect away from the Indian subcontinent to the backroads of rural America, but the results are the same. A thrilling, thought-provoking, suspenseful novel that will keep you on the edge of your seat ~ S.A. COSBY

Epic, ingenious storytelling and a brilliantly realised small town setting where everyone is a suspect. A fantastic thriller ~ TM LOGAN

An epic crime novel with an evocative setting, a cast of characters who feel real and a multitude of twists and turns. If you liked The Silent Patient or All The Colours of the Dark, you’ll love this. ~ MARK EDWARDS

Once again, here are some order links: Waterstones / Foyles / Amazon / Blackwells / Bookshop.org / WHSmith  … and e-book from AppleBarnes&Noble

And don’t forget to let others know. If you wish to, do post about the book on social media, and spread the word.

CLASSIFICATION:  GOLD LEVEL (FOR YOUR EYES ONLY) – SUBJECT:  MEMORANDUM #3 – ENGLAND EXPECTS

Dear colleagues,

Patriotism. Here in the security services it is taken as given that we stand for something greater than ourselves. Call it a love of King and Country or a set of values that enshrine our democratic ideals. But where does such belief come from? How do we hold on to it as the very concept becomes ever more politically charged?

When I was young, I spent a lot of time in the library. No surprises there. It was here that I first came across a copy of Nelson by Richard Hough. If ever there was a story to instil a sense of patriotism in a young man, it was the heroic tale of our greatest naval officer. Yes, Nelson may have lost a few too many body parts along the way to said greatness, and his eye for the ladies – or one lady, in particular – may have seen him tarred and feathered in today’s age, but Nelson’s famous signal, sent just before the Battle of Trafalgar – namely: England expects that every man will do his duty – fired my imagination and, dare I say, the imagination of countless servicemen and women since. 

Nelson lived up to his own expectations. The battle was won, securing Britain’s supremacy over the seas for a century. Nelson perished and ascended to the pantheon.

As most of you know, in my office hangs a reprint of The Death of Nelson by Benjamin West. It has long been taken as gospel that, as he lay dying, Nelson said to his flag captain, Vice-Admiral Thomas Hardy, ‘Kiss me, Hardy.’ Recent evidence suggests otherwise. Nelson’s parting words might actually have been ‘Thank God, I have done my duty.’ Frankly, this sounds far more likely. (I am fairly certain that should I be mortally wounded in action with the Double Os, my last words would not be ‘Kiss me, Bond.’) 

At any rate, Nelson’s example inspired me to consider a career in the navy, but the fact that I tend to get nauseous in the bathtub ruled otherwise. (Fun fact: Nelson himself suffered terribly from seasickness.) Instead, I joined the army – the Royal Engineers – and from there MI6 and Q Branch.

More than two decades on, I still draw inspiration from Nelson’s example. He remains my greatest hero. 

On another note, it will not have escaped your attention that several grey-suited individuals have taken up residence in the conference room. They represent an unwelcome follow-up to the recent Spending Review of the security services. Once again, we can expect to be given the third degree by the oversight committee’s grim-faced apparatchiks. I can only hope that our paperclip-obsessed guests might be imbued with the same sense of duty that propelled Nelson. England expects.  

Finally, congratulations to RICHARD N. for correctly ascertaining the answer to the puzzle in my previous memo, and for being fortunate enough to be picked at random from all the correct entries. The answer, of course, was the NAUTILUS, Captain Nemo’s submarine from Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea. (The last line of the puzzle referred to the name given to Argonauts, an octopus species known as paper nautili). Below you will find this edition’s puzzle. Good luck!  

Sincerely,

Major Boothroyd

Head of Q Branch

P.S. Here is this edition’s puzzle. One ‘winner’ shall be picked at random from all correct entries and will be mentioned in my following memo. MI6 Archives shall rustle up a book to send to you* Pot luck, I’m afraid! Fill in this form to enter . . . This month’s puzzle is as follows: To who am I referring below? Clue: the answer relates to Nelson and requires a four-pawed rearranging of these two words:

SUE LIN

*UK entrants only, alas!

NOTE FROM VASEEM KHAN

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This ‘memorandum’ is one of a series of 12 that we will be publishing, celebrating the launch of Quantum of Menace, the first mystery featuring Major Boothroyd, Head of Q Branch (aka Q) from the James Bond universe. Pre-orders are very important to a new series, so we would be immensely grateful if you considered pre-ordering the novel. Buy from bookshops big and small and online. Click here for some options.

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CLASSIFICATION:  GOLD LEVEL (FOR YOUR EYES ONLY) … SUBJECT:  MEMORANDUM #2 – THE GREAT PANJANDRUM

Dear colleagues,

It has come to my attention that the coffee machine in the Q Branch kitchen has once again broken down. It beggars belief that a division renowned for its prowess at invention cannot persuade such a simple device to a) remain operational for longer than five minutes and b) dispense a cup of coffee that does not taste of boiled socks. Following my last run-in with the machine’s maintenance personnel, I am no longer permitted to negotiate this situation on our behalf. (Apparently, I have offended their delicate sensibilities.) Moneypenny has taken the matter in hand and, I am assured, will rectify the situation forthwith.

The coffee machine situation reminds me of recent setbacks on our solo-submersible project. As some of you may remember, the idea for this project originated with our field agents (specifically, one agent). At the time, objections were raised (by myself) as to the viability of the project, with some (again, yours truly) comparing it to The Great Panjandrum, a sort of armed, rocket-powered giant Catherine wheel, designed by British engineers during WW2, an invention so inept that it was never actually deployed. The Great Panjandrum, during its initial test, managed to not only utterly fail in its primary objective – rolling along a beach in a straight line – but misfired rockets in all directions, almost taking out several ranks of senior military brass, before crashing and fragmenting into bits in a series of violent explosions.

In spite of this, Q Branch’s objections to the proposed submersible programme were overruled. As M reminded us at the time, it is our duty, as the research and development arm of the British Secret Service, to provide for the needs of our agents. And if 007 says he needs a personal sub armed with a laser-guided warhead, then who are we to argue? (It should be noted that previous attempts at such armed mini-subs have largely been the domain of drug cartels. These so-called ‘narco-subs’, invariably constructed in potting sheds located deep in the South American jungle, are notoriously badly engineered, little more than tin death-traps for their hapless pilots, where paper bags serve as latrines and the primary propulsion device is no more sophisticated than a mouse-wheel.)  

To be clear, I am not against the idea of submarines, and we shall plough ahead with fortitude, as ever. But the practical limitations of this particular design should not be underestimated. One can only think of the challenges faced by our predecessors. For instance, Dutch inventor Cornelis Drebbel, credited with the first propulsive submarine – a leather-covered and iron-reinforced rowboat oared by twelve men – built in 1620 under the auspices of King James I – he of Bible fame. This device – imaginatively christened Drebbel I – managed to submerge to a whopping depth of fifteen feet in the Thames. The British navy declined to utilise it. 

Finally, congratulations to Matt G. for correctly ascertaining the answer to the puzzle in my previous memo, and for being fortunate enough to be picked at random from all the correct entries. The answer, of course, was Mata Hari. Below you will find this edition’s puzzle. Good luck!  

Sincerely,

Major Boothroyd

Head of Q Branch

P.S. Here is this edition’s puzzle. One ‘winner’ shall be picked at random from all correct entries and will be mentioned in my following memo. MI6 Archives shall rustle up a book to send to you* Pot luck, I’m afraid! Fill in this form to enter . . . This month’s puzzle is as follows: To what am I referring below?

A vessel now part of ocean lore.

Captained by a fabled submariner of yore.

An adventure tale to set imaginations aflame.

Marine Argonauts now share this name.

*UK entrants only, alas!

NOTE FROM VASEEM KHAN

This ‘memorandum’ is one of a series of 12 that we will be publishing, celebrating the launch of QUANTUM OF MENACE, the first mystery featuring Major Boothroyd, Head of Q Branch (a.k.a Q) from the James Bond universe. Pre-orders are very important to a new series, so we would be immensely grateful if you considered pre-ordering the novel. Buy from bookshops big and small and online. Click here for some options.

To keep updated on the progress of Quantum of Menace, and to receive competitions and giveaways with prizes from the Bond-versesimply register for my newsletter here

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Extract from CITY OF DESTRUCTION – the fifth Malabar House novel – out on Nov 24!

I’m very excited to announce that the fifth in my Malabar House series, CITY OF DESTRUCTION, is out in hardback (and digital) format this Nov in the UK, with other countries following soon after. Here’s the cover and description, with pre-order links, and an extract below.

City of Destruction

Bombay, 1951  

A political rally ends in tragedy when India’s first female police detective, Persis Wadia, kills a lone gunman as he attempts to assassinate the divisive new defence minister, a man calling for war with India’s new post-Independence neighbours. With the Malabar House team tasked to hunt down the assassin’s co-conspirators – aided by agents from Britain’s MI6 security service – Persis is quickly relegated to the sidelines. But then she is given a second case, the burned body of an unidentified white man found on a Bombay beach. As she pursues both investigations – with and without official sanction – she soon finds herself headed to the country’s capital, New Delhi, a city where ancient and modern India openly clash. Meanwhile, Persis’s colleague, Scotland Yard criminalist, Archie Blackfinch, lies in a hospital fighting for his life, as all around him the country tears itself apart in the prelude to war…

Pre-orders really help a book, so I would be immensely grateful if you ordered the book. You can order from all good bookshops including here: Waterstones or Amazon (Note: The US hardback will launch on March 4 2025, though the Kindle version will be out on Nov 28 2024. Pre-order from bookshops or here.

The below is a pre-publication extract from CITY OF DESTRUCTION, a novel by Vaseem Khan

CITY OF DESTRUCTION

by Vaseem Khan

They found the body curled up on a cracked shelf of black rock lapped at by the warm waters of the Arabian Sea, down by the tip of the Malabar Hill peninsular.
Parking the jeep on a dirt track leading from the main road, they made their way over the rocks to the corpse. The sun floated high overhead, in a sky of electric blue. Light made an ever-shifting tracery of prisms on the water’s surface.
A crowd had gathered, though not of the human variety.
The smell of death had its own bouquet and to a certain cross section of Bombay’s population the noxious odour of a burned body was akin to the aromas emanating from the five-star kitchens of the Taj Mahal Hotel. A gang of rooting pigs had turned up, accompanied by a pack of stray dogs, a brace of langurs, a flock of gulls, ravens and crows, and a goodly contingent of Bombay’s ubiquitous rat population. They were being kept at bay by a wizened homunculus in a uniform so big it made him look like an overgrown child. Handlebar moustaches hung to his pigeon chest.
Persis watched the cut-price Zorro fence at the slavering menagerie with a bamboo lathi.
Birla exchanged words with the man and determined that he was employed as a security guard at the home of the individual who had found the body, a retired executive who lived in one of the imposing homes set well back from the rocky shore. The man had been taking his daily early morning constitutional and stumbled across the body, almost losing his breakfast in the process.
Persis focused on the corpse.
The cadaver was curled into a foetal position, burned black. A few wisps of black hair remained on the skull, but the face was burned beyond recognition. The rest of the body too had clearly been engulfed by flame.
Despite the heat, a chill ran through her.
Death had rarely rattled her. Even at the academy, she had maintained a relative indifference when confronted by cadavers in the training morgue, looking on as many of her male colleagues had turned various shades of green. Her mother’s death and Sam’s grim fatalism had infected her at an early age. Death, after all, was the ultimate democratic institution. It came for everyone, rich or poor, moral or wicked. There was little point in being frightened of it.
But anger, at the iniquitous nature of some deaths . . . Now that was permitted.
What had driven this man to his death? Was it, as Roshan Seth had supposed, a case of self-immolation? Across Bombay, many had chosen this form of protest of late, the last mode of self-expression left to the truly desperate.
Little good that it did.
In the city of dreams, the crowd that invariably gathered as yet another protestor doused himself in gasoline outside yet another government office was as likely to offer a match as it was to come to the poor fool’s rescue.
Birla cut into her thoughts. ‘The last time I smelled anything this bad, an elephant had done its business over my head.’
She decided not to ask. With Birla, a tale of woe – of which he had an inexhaustible supply – could be counted upon to take the listener down the sort of dark and winding path that usually ended in a mugging.
She saw that the sub-inspector had tied a handkerchief around his mouth, giving him the look of a particularly inept highwayman.
He was a strange man. Relegated to Malabar House because his daughter had refused the amorous attentions of a senior officer, Birla, like Persis herself, was a victim of circumstance rather than incompetence. Though he would have been the first to admit that, prior to his banishment, his career had managed to achieve as much forward momentum as a car with square wheels. Some men were born to mediocrity, some achieved it, and some had it thrust upon them. Birla was the result when all three aligned in a single individual.
Nevertheless, of all of her fellow officers at Malabar House, Birla was the one who had been most willing to offer her acceptance. The fact that he was continually braced by two no-nonsense women at home had, perhaps, made it easier for him to do so. That and the fear that his wife might give him a good talking-to were he to adopt any other attitude.
What was she doing here?
Her every cell itched to be away from this godforsaken place, back in the thick of it. She should be out pursuing the real investigation, not standing here on this lonely slab of broken rock, surrounded by wild animals, mute witnesses to another chapter in the litany of human depravity that circumscribed the city they all called home.
But Seth was right. When you pulled on the uniform, you gave the dead and the dispossessed certain rights. The right to demand justice, for one.
Whether you could deliver it or not was a different matter.
‘Why come out here to do this?’ Birla’s voice was muffled behind his makeshift facemask. ‘What would be the point? You wouldn’t catch me setting fire to myself without an audience.’
She waited while he mentally traversed the winding pathway of his own question and arrived at the logical conclusion.
‘He didn’t do this to himself, did he?’ said the sub-inspector, quietly. ‘Someone did this to him.’
She gestured at the desolate rocks. ‘You’re right in that this would be the last place in Bombay to commit such an act. And how did he get out here? There’s no vehicle on the road.’
‘Perhaps he walked? Or took a cab?’
‘In which case, we should be able to track it down. Besides, a body this badly burned needs an accelerant. A petrol can. A container. There’s nothing here.’
‘Maybe he threw it into the sea before he set himself alight?’
‘Possibly. But it doesn’t feel right. Something terrible happened here.’
Birla looked back down at the body. ‘So someone killed him. And left the body out here, thinking that perhaps the tide would sweep it out to sea.’
She nodded. Birla had always been smarter than he looked, possessed of a low cunning that occasionally allowed him to leap to the right answer.
‘Whoever did this didn’t realise that the tide rarely gets this far up the rocks.’
The sub-inspector blew out a breath of disgust, ruffling the handkerchief around his mouth. He peered darkly at the corpse as if by some supernatural effort of will he might resurrect it or, better yet, make it vanish. ‘I suppose I better find a telephone,’ he muttered. ‘Call out the meat wagon.’
A raven hopped closer. He aimed a kick at it. The bird seemed unimpressed – it was almost the same size as Birla, and looked twice as vicious.

Pre-order now. Pre-orders really help a book. You can order from all good bookshops including here: Waterstones or Amazon (Note: The US hardback will launch on March 4 2025, though the Kindle version will be out on Nov 28 2024. Pre-order from bookshops or here.

Quantum of Menace: a new series with Q from Bond

OK. The news is finally out. I am writing a series of mystery novels featuring my reimagining of Q from the James Bond franchise. Exciting and terrifying, in equal measure. First book: QUANTUM OF MENACE, out Oct 2025. You can pre-order the book here.

It’s been a year-long journey to this point, fittingly, in almost complete secrecy. Thank you to Ian Fleming Publications Limited and publisher Kelly Rose Smith at Zaffre Books (an imprint of Bonnier Books) for trusting me with this mission. I’m having a riot writing the first book. This is a Q that will be both familiar and new, a Q that will appeal to fans of the Bond franchise and to wider readers who enjoy crime fiction that challenges the intellect, served up with a dose of dry humour. As a lifelong Bond and Q fan, this is a dream gig. The Ian Fleming estate were very open to me creating the Q that I wished to, a Q that made sense for the series, a fully rounded character with a backstory. And, yes, Bond will be making guest appearances… I confess, it felt surreal writing a scene with James Bond. Could I have imagined that, all those years ago when I wrote my first (unpublished) book aged seventeen? Not in a million years!

The first book is about the death of a quantum computing scientist. If you don’t know what a quantum computer is, you soon will…And you thought AI was terrifying? Q has been forced out of MI6 and returns to his hometown of Wickstone-on-Water where his childhood friend, Pete Napier, is dead. The police think Napier killed himself, but Q isn’t so sure… I would be extremely grateful if you could pre-order a copy. Pre-orders really help to get a new series off the ground by signalling to booksellers that readers are interested. Thank you!